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The future is
in-house.

Birthdays, new faces, milestones, the Padel World Cup draw and a brand-new puzzle โ€” transmitted straight from the GlobalBCP group to your screen.

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Celebrations Online

Birthdays ๐ŸŽ‚

Nineteen Globers levelling up this October. Click a card to launch some confetti. ๐ŸŽ‰

October Birthdays
01Thu
Bevon BornmanICTGlobe
01Thu
Wayne TshusaGlobalMSP
02Fri
Owen StanleyICTGlobe
07Wed
Jason JoubertGlobalMSP
07Wed
Bruce de NysschenICTNetworks
10Sat
Carmin OlwageICTGlobe
12Mon
Louis van WykGlobalMSP
13Tue
Adriaan SmithICTGlobe
18Sun
Favour ChiweyuICTGlobe
19Mon
Amanda du PlessisICTGlobe
20Tue
Abri MaraisICTGlobe
23Fri
Greea WinklerGlobalMSP
24Sat
Ethan SchwabICTGlobe
27Tue
Idonet Le GrangeGlobalMSP
28Wed
Renet ColemanICTNetworks
28Wed
Erik LiebenbergICTNetworks
29Thu
Gerhard TheunissenICTNetworks
31Sat
Eugene StrydomICTGlobe
31Sat
Quinten TolmayICTGlobe
New Connection Established

New Globers ๐Ÿš€

Please welcome Charl Zietsman, joining GlobalMSP as Account Manager. Based in Cape Town, Charl brings extensive IT industry experience โ€” and when he's offline you'll find him on the beach, hiking a mountain, fishing, or out with his two rescue dogs. Welcome aboard, Charl!

Welcome to the team โ€” Charl Zietsman, Account Manager at GlobalMSP. charl.zietsman@globalmsp.net
User Profile Loaded

Who's in the spotlight? โญ

Three questions, zero filters. Read the answers, take a guess โ€” then tap the photo to reveal who it is.

Spotlight photoIDENTITY ENCRYPTED ยท TAP TO REVEAL

Bianca van Rooyen

Finance Controller ยท GlobalBCP
  • ๐ŸŽฌ If your life was a movie, what would the title be?"Unsubscribe"
  • โœˆ๏ธ If you could travel anywhere in the world tomorrow, where would you go?Switzerland โ€” if inner peace was a location, that is where I imagine it would be.
  • ๐Ÿ One food you could eat every day and never get tired of?Pasta.
Uptime Milestones

Work anniversaries ๐Ÿ†

From year one to Dietmar's incredible fifteen โ€” thank you for the dedication, hard work and commitment. Your uptime record speaks for itself.

Happy Anniversary โ€” GlobalBCP: Cynthia Helisi (12 years). Global MSP: Carelize Delport (6 years). ICTGlobe: Jacques Burger (5 years), Marcelle Gouws (4 years), Adriaan Smith (2 years), Favour Chiweyu (1 year). ICTNetworks: Bruce de Nysschen (1 year), Dietmar Meulke (15 years).
Live Feed

Life at Global ๐Ÿ“ธ

Moments from around the group. Swipe through the gallery.

Identity Encrypted

Guess the Glober ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ

Three clues, one colleague. Decrypt them one at a time โ€” can you crack it before the reveal?

1First thing I do at workTurn on my laptop and make coffee โ˜•
2My most-used phrase"aahhhhhh ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก"
3My most obvious characteristicI operate exactly like an old printer โ€” completely silent when working, a loud aggressive noise the second there's an unexpected disruption, and I require a constant, steady supply of feed to keep running. ๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ
It's โ€ฆ Megan Cronje from ICTNetworks! ๐ŸŽ‰
Megan Cronje โ€” ICTNetworks
Cast Your Vote

Poll of the issue ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ

Last time padel split the group. This time, we're looking a little further ahead.

Which future tech should land in the office first? ๐Ÿค–

Tap an option to vote โ€” results are live.
Comic Relief

Meme corner ๐Ÿ˜‚

Tag the colleague this is about. We'll wait.

Me: "I'll just quickly print one page before the meeting."
๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ’ป
9:58 Clicks print. Feels productive.
๐Ÿ–จ๏ธ
9:59 "Paper jam in Tray 2." There is no Tray 2.
๐Ÿ“ 
10:04 Prints 47 copies. Of someone else's payslip.
๐Ÿ”ฅ
10:05 Logs a ticket. Helpdesk: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
The printer, every single time: "I am working as designed."
Prediction Engine

Your job title in 2040 ๐Ÿ”ฎ

Our (completely unscientific) prediction engine has scanned the future. Hit the button to find out what you'll be doing.

> awaiting input
Screenshot your title and post it in the group chat. No refunds on destiny.
Tournament Mode Activated

The Global Padel World Cup 2026 ๐Ÿ†

The league just levelled up. 28 teams, two regions, seven pools โ€” and only one net standing between the North and South champions and the trophy. Find your team, check your fixtures, and start the trash talk.

2026 EDITION ยท NORTH vs SOUTH
GLOBAL PADEL
WORLD CUP
0teams
0regions
0pools
0grand final
Serve inโ€“

๐Ÿ”Ž Find my team

Type your name or team โ€” we'll pull up your pool, fixtures and next match.
๐ŸŒ THE GRAND FINAL ยท THU 26 NOV
๐Ÿ”ต NORTHCenturion Champion
VS
๐ŸŸข SOUTHCape Town Champion

No regional finals. Just the two regional champions, meeting at the net for it all.

๐Ÿ† Winner = Global Padel World Cup Champions 2026
Brain Upgrade

The Insider crossword ๐Ÿงฉ

Fifteen words from the future. The blue letters are freebies. Complete the grid, hit Check answers, then screenshot it and mail it to HR.

Word of advice: solve 7-Across with your speakers on. Pew pew. ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”Š

Across

  1. 1. What launches satellites โ€” and what Friday afternoons feel like
  2. 5. The website helper that answers at 3am (and sometimes makes no sense)
  3. 7. The family name we all share โ€” solve it with your sound ON ๐Ÿ”Š
  4. 10. The secret recipe deciding what shows up in your feed
  5. 13. ___ meeting: where "you're on mute" was born
  6. 14. Tiny device that detects motion, heat or light
  7. 15. Engineering at a billionth of a metre

Down

  1. 2. Part human, part machine
  2. 3. A focused beam of light โ€” also what your cat chases
  3. 4. A 3D projection straight out of sci-fi
  4. 6. Orbiting relay that beams signal back to Earth
  5. 8. Letting the machines do the repetitive bits
  6. 9. The always-on virtual world everyone hyped a few years back
  7. 11. A robot built to look human โ€” also a phone OS
  8. 12. The smallest dot on your screen

Done? Screenshot your completed grid and email it to the HR team โ€” first correct entries make the next leaderboard. ๐Ÿ“ธ

Mail my screenshot โ†’
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